Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians Sometimes Ukrainian saboteurs try to pass off as Russian troops. The easiest way to identify them is… Read More »Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians Sometimes…
They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be saved if putin had normal size dick.
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself
When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very large butt plug….. that way, I can continue to be… Read More »When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very…
I keep hearing about a chip shortage, so I’m stocking up on Doritos.
In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine. They’re saying, ” You see this piece of land? We’re keeping it.”
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked How’s your book? Interesting read? She replied: well, the only way I… Read More »A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.
I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do all day 🧐