WARNING!
WARNING! Alec Baldwin has arrived in the UK and due to start shooting soon.
thefun
My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for…
My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just…
My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just likes my company.
Income tax..
Income tax.. The fine you pay for being a productive part of society. Welfare.. The reward you get for being an unproductive leech on society.
They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure.
They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure. Never mind, the mail server was down for a while.
at least one of them
An old man was attending his wife’s funeral. The preacher walked up to him and said, “May she rest in peace.” The man replied, “I… Read More »at least one of them
Self employed
How is sex like applying for a job Everybody wants experience but you can’t get experience unless you already have experience
Dog years
A thirty year old man goes to a psychiatrist… Psychiatrist: How long have you been married? Man: 42 years. Psychiatrist: How is that even possible?… Read More »Dog years
Peace
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin… “The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants… Read More »Peace
Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my…
Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my wife I replied : “Lets have sex then because there are horny men…. basically… Read More »Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my…