And heaven was boring as fuck and hell was a 24/7 hookers and blow non stop party. So the next day he goes back to… Read More »A man dies and he’s able to be in heaven and in hell for 1 day so he could choose which he likes best.
I said: “There’s the door”
I started the year off on the highest note possible.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and… Read More »DIVORCE
It’s as if he just blew up overnight.
His wife replies: You have the biggest dick in the whole village.
A pilot, you racist bastards
We’re filming the pilot next week.
To a quack doctor.
He even opened some up in Iran!
First, there is a lot of sucking and blowing then you lose your house.
A kiss will make your day, but anal will make your hole weak.
“Dad where have you been?”
I don’t get it, didn’t he get nailed in the end?
Robber: Put all the money in the bag or you’re Geography!Teller: Don’t you mean History?Robber: Don’t change the subject!
Only Subscribe, if you think I’m worth your time and subscription.If you’ve subscribed, just comment down below that you’ve and why, then i will sub… Read More »Only subscribe if….
I mean he just blew up overnight.
Have a great 2019!
Yes, you are ugly. Just don’t let anyone tell you that.
-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his… Read More »The Southern Grandma
He looks out the window and sees a police officer so he opens up and says, “hello officer, what can I do for you?” the… Read More »A man is at his house when he hears a loud knock on his door
A slut sleeps with everyoneA bitch sleeps with everyone except you
Just like the title says, after being on bi-monthly Remicade infusions for almost 2 years, today my body decided it didn’t want anything to do… Read More »Just had a bad reaction to Remicade!
Well, the joke is on them. Because so are they
2 kilomockingbirds.
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.
“Eighty pounds,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use… Read More »One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
Rose: that’s OK, I’ll just share yours
He’s alright tho, it was a soft drink.