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What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?

What do you call when a brothel offers a discount? Hole-sale

I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.

I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service there’s never a time when they aren’t “experiencing higher than normal call volumes”

Switching my wife’s life support machine off was very difficult. You try and fight off two doctors, a nurse and a security guard.

Woke up with a massive hardon this morning . Pissed it away !

Guys I need your help desperately. I’m in the middle of a huge argument with my wife and she just told me I’m right !!!… Read More »Miracle

For our holiday I told my wife I had booked a trip around the world “Can’t we go somewhere else ” she said

– I’m your secret admirer. – Why is it secret? – My wife doesn’t have to find out.

I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids, but they could not help me. It is necessary to wait normally for a… Read More »I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids,…

To the genius who invented one ply toilet paper… I’d like to shake your hand.