When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very large butt plug….. that way, I can continue to be… Read More »When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very…
I keep hearing about a chip shortage, so I’m stocking up on Doritos.
In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine. They’re saying, ” You see this piece of land? We’re keeping it.”
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked How’s your book? Interesting read? She replied: well, the only way I… Read More »A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.
I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do all day 🧐
What do you call when a brothel offers a discount? Hole-sale
I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.
I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service there’s never a time when they aren’t “experiencing higher than normal call volumes”