Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear… Read More »Sex After Death
thefun
I was about to tell a joke about Unemployment
but it needs some work.
What’s the difference between a brown family and a white family?
On an average the brown parents have 4 kids while the white kids have 4 parents.
I caught my mate drinking brake fluid the other day
He Says he can stop any time he wants
What concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a ‘Good Year’.
I was going to post a time travelling joke.
But you guys didn’t like it.
I got fired at the calendar factory today
It isn’t fair either, all I did was I took a few days off
If you enjoy 2020
Don’t worry because 2022 will be 2020 too.
Four Moles Are Burrowing Under A Bakery
As they get closer to the surface, the first mole in the line sniffs deeply and says, “Mmmmm, I smell cookies!”They dig a big further,… Read More »Four Moles Are Burrowing Under A Bakery
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
Every day I’m thankful that I live in Scotland.
A boy was born without a body
A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the… Read More »A boy was born without a body
When I am on my death bed surrounded by my friends and family my final words will be
“You guys want to see a dead body?”
dad joke
what are you if you put a picture of yourself in a locketindependent
A guy is sitting on a plane next to a beautiful girl
Lookong for an excuse to talk to her, he turns to her and says “Wow your perfume smells amazing! Could you please tell me what… Read More »A guy is sitting on a plane next to a beautiful girl
Got an ice cream for my girlfriend
Best trade i ever made.
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
I am thankful every day that I live in Canada.
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following… Read More »A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
Why do dads always take pictures?
Cause they are your paparazzi
After all that shit I’m surprised they are back together
Friend: whoMe: my ass cheeksI know it’s a shit post
Why does Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture
You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year
“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”
Dad: That’s a D, idiot.
Since it’s New Years, I can say I haven’t showered in a year!
Actually it’s probably been about a year and a half
A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was
I said “Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want”.
Joe’s Headaches
Joe is being plagued by terrible headaches.One day,after years of suffering,he decides to see a headache specialist.The doctor tells Joe to strip ,inspects him all… Read More »Joe’s Headaches
What’s it called when you marry a shoemaker?
Marrying your sole-mate
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New…
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New York eity
Knock-knock
Who’s there?Abby.Abby who?Abby new year!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos… poof. He disappeared without a tres.