When I am on my death bed surrounded by my friends and family my final words will be
“You guys want to see a dead body?”
thefun
dad joke
what are you if you put a picture of yourself in a locketindependent
A guy is sitting on a plane next to a beautiful girl
Lookong for an excuse to talk to her, he turns to her and says “Wow your perfume smells amazing! Could you please tell me what… Read More »A guy is sitting on a plane next to a beautiful girl
Got an ice cream for my girlfriend
Best trade i ever made.
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
I am thankful every day that I live in Canada.
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following… Read More »A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
Why do dads always take pictures?
Cause they are your paparazzi
After all that shit I’m surprised they are back together
Friend: whoMe: my ass cheeksI know it’s a shit post
Why does Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture
You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year
“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”
Dad: That’s a D, idiot.
Since it’s New Years, I can say I haven’t showered in a year!
Actually it’s probably been about a year and a half
A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was
I said “Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want”.
Joe’s Headaches
Joe is being plagued by terrible headaches.One day,after years of suffering,he decides to see a headache specialist.The doctor tells Joe to strip ,inspects him all… Read More »Joe’s Headaches
What’s it called when you marry a shoemaker?
Marrying your sole-mate
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New…
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New York eity
Knock-knock
Who’s there?Abby.Abby who?Abby new year!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
Uno, dos… poof. He disappeared without a tres.
Early Celebrations
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5thWhy?Because I like to reduce fractions.Happy New Year
Guys, I think this sub is really improving.
I haven’t seen a repost since last decade.
This sub seems dead.
There haven’t been any good jokes all decade.
If you’re surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide
Imagine how surprised he must have been.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight, and 2021!Happy new year y’all!
I left the garage door open last night
Someone stole my limbo stick.. didn’t know people can go that low.
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.
The boy sees a worm trying to crawl into an anthill. “I bet fifty bucks that I can get that worm into that anthill!” says… Read More »A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.
Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue
For the devil can take many forms
I got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.
I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything.
Narayan Narayan
r/hindumemes•Posted byu/parshuram__1 day agoNarayan NarayanContest Winner 47 points0 comments
How did Jesus stay so ripped?
Pontius Pilates and CrossFit