Some marriages have a happy ending…
Some marriages have a happy ending… It’s called divorce.
thefun
nice wish
I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!
almost come
The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work. He advised her to contact a plumber… Read More »almost come
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a…
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work!
Eraser
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight… “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman.… Read More »Eraser
How Swede it is.
My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation. I didn’t want to go at first, but now, I don’t want to leave.
The wife then has to finish it off herself.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse… Read More »The wife then has to finish it off herself.
husband’s funeral
A woman goes to her husband’s funeral and bursts out laughing. People ask her why she’s laughing? And she replies: We’ve been married 30 years,… Read More »husband’s funeral
What do you call a society of depressed people?
What do you call a society of depressed people? A melancholony.
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go…
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging….. …..And I was right.