Only one
Why don’t aliens visit our Solar System? They read the reviews – just one star.
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Reason
Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they… Read More »Reason
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force.
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force. You stay in all day and no one comes
My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t…
My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t remember the last time you came home in a good mood.” I… Read More »My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t…
Can confirm
What’s the smartest thing about people? their phones
Next year
Putin visits Ukraine Immigration officer says: “Name?”. – “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin”. “Address?” – “Kremlin, Moscow, Russia”. “Occupation?” – “No, probably next year”.
My money
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.
Cancel
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym… … and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month… Read More »Cancel
Do you understand me?
My new year’s resolution is I’m going to be less condescending. And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.
The three life stages of sex Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly Age 35-60:…
The three life stages of sex Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly Age 35-60: Try Weekly Age 60-90: Try Weakly