Got knocked up the ladder to success
My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed,… Read More »Got knocked up the ladder to success
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Happiness
A Chinese business man has been sharing photos of children crawling around and playing on top of a Lamborghini, saying that the happiness of children… Read More »Happiness
I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really…
I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really hope so, I’ve run out of tissues.
We have the same resolution!
I asked the hot girl in gym ” What’s your New Year Resolution?” She said “Fuck you!” I’m now eagerly waiting for the year to… Read More »We have the same resolution!
whoresome joke
If having sex for money makes you a whore… then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
it wasn`t easy
Took my son out for his first Pint today. I got him a Fosters, he didn’t like it, I drank it. Then I got him… Read More »it wasn`t easy
Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them…
Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them from other people than to give yourself one.
Rorschach test
I think Google is broken or something… I did a Google Image search for Rorschach tests, but all that shows up is pictures of my… Read More »Rorschach test
The mechanic asked me if I’ve ever rotated my tires.
The mechanic asked me if I’ve ever rotated my tires. How does he think I got here?
Prolong
man: my wife has laryngitis Doctor: there’s no cure sir man: cure it? l want you to prolong it.