What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and a Whiskey Connoisseur?by thefunDecember 28, 2019Only one thinks it gets better with age. More Bar JokesMy neighbor is a 90 year old with alzheimer’s, I see him every morning and he asks me If I’ve seen his wife. Everyday I have to tell this poor man that his wife died 20 years ago. I could have moved to another house or even ignore his questionIf someone can explain to me why my stuff constantly gets stolen..Glass CoffinsI’ve been secretly injecting soap into my balls to see if I can jizz bubbles.I met a guy who was convinced that there were no words in the English language with more syllables than vowels….I went to the grocery store.