I’ve been secretly injecting soap into my balls to see if I can jizz bubbles.by thefunDecember 28, 2019It’s time for me to come clean. More One-LinersI met a guy who was convinced that there were no words in the English language with more syllables than vowels….I went to the grocery store.I tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighborIsaac Newton died a virgin.A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light.So I hear the Hulk’s believing in Muhammad nowadays…