I tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighborby thefunDecember 27, 2019… but he said he had naan. More One-LinersIsaac Newton died a virgin.A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light.So I hear the Hulk’s believing in Muhammad nowadays…“How old is your girlfriend?”A female janitor at my building asked me if i wanted to smoke some weed with her.If I had a nickel for everytime I said anything racist,