– Daddy they are shooting at school – Well log off then…
– Daddy they are shooting at school – Well log off then…
thefun
I buried my best porn in a time capsule.
I buried my best porn in a time capsule. For the generations to come.
The reason so many guys have foot fetishes is because they lost…
The reason so many guys have foot fetishes is because they lost their virginity to a sock.
Alcohol?
Alright… Who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?
and…
How many choreographers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5, 6, 7, 8…
The original
I just found an old website that teaches different ways you can get high. It is the original trip advisor.
Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Christmas.
Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Christmas. This is the 5 th one I have been to that said insufficient funds.
It’s Sunday.
It’s Sunday. So am 100% motivated to do nothing today.
What do you call a girl who doesn’t give head?
What do you call a girl who doesn’t give head? An Uber.