Why shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?
The punchline’s too long.
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What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?
The ornaments can be rehung again next year.
This morning I dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol right on my toe
It hurt like the dickens
A leprechaun, a walking tree, and a dragon walk into a bar
I should quit drinking
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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Why you can’t fart inside an Apple store
They don’t have Windows.
If you work as a security guard in a Samsung store…
… Does this makes you a “Gardian of the Galaxy”?
Why did the one legged man get a prosthetic leg for Christmas?
It was a stocking stuffer.
A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
The bartender looks at the man and says “why the costume?”The guy looks at the bartender and says “Oh, this is my work uniform. A… Read More »A guy in a clown costume walks into a bar
I for one…
Love Roman numerals
What does Frosty The Snowman have that Mrs. Frosty doesn’t?
Snowballs(Merry Xmas)
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…
Because the carbon monoxide detector failed.Merry Christmas Reddit!
What does being a fundamentalist Christian and the game Snake have in common?
You can’t touch yourself.
What do the Pope and a Christmas Tree have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
I entered myself in a Most Beautiful Boner contest.
The competition was pretty stiff.
Why did dyslexic Karen go to the Christmas nativity?
To see the manger.
Why does Santa never have to pay for parking his sleigh?
Because it’s always on the house!
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer has a little known brother.
Randolf the brown nosed reindeer,he can run as fast as Rudolf, he just can’t stop as quick.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.””What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if… Read More »A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
My 17 year old brother told me this joke.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in the USA?…God couldn’t find a virgin and 3 wise men.
Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas.
The other letters were not-E.
Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live.
People at our Christmas party were impressed when I showed off my incredibly detailed tattoo, but they didn’t believe me when I tell them I got it done in Madrid.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.
Why did the trans man only eat salad?
Because he was a HERbefore.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.My mom: USE A FUCKING COASTER
What’s the difference between a gross bus station and a lobster with big boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
Reporter to the world’s first trillionaire: “Sir, what are you going to do with all that money?”.
“I can buy a chicken and some bread now!”, says Abou, while walking out of his bank in Zimbabwe
Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?
Geralt of Trivia
I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come…
Then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.