Friends are like boobs some are real some are fake
Friends are like boobs some are real some are fake
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Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day.
Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you can sleep with his wife while he’s… Read More »Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day.
Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.
Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.
I beat my wife at dominos the other night.
I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.
King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease and only an old…
King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease and only an old ugly witch can cure him. But the witch demanded a young handsome knight… Read More »King Arthur got cursed with a strange disease and only an old…
My mate asked “what’s the secret to your happy marriage?” I…
my mate asked “what’s the secret to your happy marriage?” I replied.. “Chemistry… I’m on valium and the hubby’s on Prozac”
Did you know, anti-vaxxers don’t last as long in bed?
Did you know, anti-vaxxers don’t last as long in bed? …especially if the bed is in a hospital.
A Lady goes to confession.
A Lady goes to confession. Lady: I think I am pregnant. Priest: How did this happen my child? Lady: I think it might have been… Read More »A Lady goes to confession.
I went to the acupuncturist the other day.
I went to the acupuncturist the other day. When I got home my voodoo doll was dead
I got fired from the keyboard factory today…
I got fired from the keyboard factory today… It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.