A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,… Read More »A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat…
What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407
My girlfriend is like terms and conditions Because I ignore everything she says and agree with her.
Success is relative…. The more success, the more relatives you have!
My wife left me because of autocorrect That’s the last time she’ll ever text me saying “Can you please bring home some milf from the… Read More »My wife left me because of autocorrect That’s the last time…
You can make a capitalist poor and they’ll still believe in Capitalism But if you make a socialist rich, you have a new capitalist.
Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves everyone, no matter what their skin color, gender, religion or race is? Father:… Read More »Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’ I saw it coming from a kilometre away.
Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to… Shit, she’s coming!!! Be cool. To be continued…
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas? Me: You said I had one phone call…