Sex is like pizza
Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it
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I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers…..
I’m really not worried about anti-vaxxers….. It’s a dying movement.
What small thing screams “I’m rich”?
What small thing screams “I’m rich”? A dwarf who just won the lottery.
A man walks into a bar…
The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going… Read More »A man walks into a bar…
Spoiler alert!
In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I…
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.
Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am..
Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am.. The longest minute and a half of your life
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later…
You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later and they have gained a lot of weight and that makes you… Read More »You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone numbers is doing nowdays ?