I have been nominated for a “25 pushups a day for 25 days”…
I have been nominated for a “25 pushups a day for 25 days” challenge… I blocked that person…
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? All men are bastards !!!
My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and…
My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and said ‘This didn’t happen by accident’ I said ‘ if you ask your… Read More »My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and…
I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my…
I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my life until… I swiped right on a blind date, a… Read More »I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my…
Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it,…
Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it, straighten it, and put it in the hole Man, threading a needle… Read More »Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it,…
When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I…
When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray I did not realize she meant 37
I was in a job interview.
I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”
Did you know
if you press the Clitoris and the G Spot at the same time, the vagina takes a screenshot and saves you in her memory forever
Front effect
All medicines have side effects. Only Viagra has front effects.
There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them…
There’s lots of ways to show someone that you love them… Sex is my favorite.