A man walks into a bar…
The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going… Read More »A man walks into a bar…
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In “Matrix 4”, Neo is so old that he doesn’t hesitate to choose the blue pill.
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I…
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.
Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am..
Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am.. The longest minute and a half of your life
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…
You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later…
You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later and they have gained a lot of weight and that makes you… Read More »You know how when you break up with someone, and see them later…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone…
I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone numbers is doing nowdays ?
I have been nominated for a “25 pushups a day for 25 days”…
I have been nominated for a “25 pushups a day for 25 days” challenge… I blocked that person…
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? All men are bastards !!!
My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and…
My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and said ‘This didn’t happen by accident’ I said ‘ if you ask your… Read More »My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and…