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Its been months since i bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrive yet…
People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven’t seen one since 1645.
I got kicked out of a hospital after saying to a Covid-19 patient.. Stay positive
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing pleasure with you.”
Onion rings are Vegetarian donuts
I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd.. Cuts Like a Knife
Tequila: Liquid that won’t change your life but it’s worth a shot.