What did the redditor say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up.Thanks for the gold!
thefun
When people call you short
Tell them that dynamite comes in small packages.
Should I Mario Party DS or Star Rush?
I like Super, but DS will always be my fave. However it isn’t on 3DS eShop. Star Rush is but I don’t like it as… Read More »Should I Mario Party DS or Star Rush?
My teacher told me that flies are attracted to bright things
So I looked at the trash can and started wondering what type of life he’s been living.
He stare
r/youseeingthisshit•Posted byu/GroundbreakingCat13 hours agoThis dog can’t believe his eyesRemoved – Recent Repost View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen15.9k points134 comments
Writer with no money/food
Hi guys, I’m a freelance writer, and even though I barely make it through each year, I enjoy what I do. Since I have to… Read More »Writer with no money/food
Black man enters your house in the middle of the night
It’s called breaking and entering, home invasion, robbery and a lot more laws broken. White man enters your house in the middle of the night… Read More »Black man enters your house in the middle of the night
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
mountain climbing with a friend is hard
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?…
Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?
He was an ill-eagle.
Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
What is a teenagers favorite mode of transportation?
The millennial falcon.
Why couldn’t the dwarf see objects that were far away?
He was short sighted
One day Saint Peter got bored
He decided to begin asking people how they died. A man comes up so saint Peter asked how he died. The man said “I was… Read More »One day Saint Peter got bored
AMG GTR PO & Nissan GTR PO
how much do they go around for?
Life is unfair to English teacher released from jail after serving 5 years for sex with 16 year old boy who is in love with her
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
Night vision scopes and astronomy
Has anyone tried to use one of those night vision gadgets to look at the sky? Is it helpful?What about taking the guts out to… Read More »Night vision scopes and astronomy
I went to the chemist today and asked for a box of condoms
The girl serving asked me if I wanted a bag with it .I said, “No thanks, she’s actually quite pretty.”
Being a Genie is so much fun.
Last week a kid wished his pets could live as long as him. So I made his parents anti-vaxxers.
“Would you circumcise my son?”
Rabbi: “How old is he?””Five.”Rabbi: “Are you kidding? That’s way past the usual cut off date.”
Why did Logan Paul not give rice gum a hi five?
Because he likes to leave asians hanging
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender stops him in advance, “We don’t serve noble gases around here.”Helium doesn’t react.
I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.
What he’s doing round my house I don’t know.
Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
She said, “Johnny go watch the men working and come back and tell me what you learned.”So Johnny went and watched the construction workers work… Read More »Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only comes once a yearSorry if this is a repeated joke- first time poster
A boy asks his dad to explain the solar eclipse,
His father replies,‘No son’.
iSpoofer direct install link is back up
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