Scientists did a study on Metamucil.by thefunDecember 23, 2019Turns out it really is the best shit in the world. More One-LinersI hate when women state that men can’t multitaskWhen my plane was landing in Saudi Arabia, the pilot announced, “Don’t forget to adjust your watches to the local time.”Rudolf (the red-nosed reindeer) found himself leaving a gay barWhy wasn’t Santa too disappointed when his sleigh crashed into a Boeing 747 mid flight?Telling dad jokes if you don’t have kids?A man is driving and hits a woman. Who’s fault is it?