Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head. Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage. Husband :… Read More »Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
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If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
What’s the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.
OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into…
OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into the bar I work at and ordered a drink I’m literally shaking right… Read More »OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into…
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018. He still can’t believe that he was arrested for not wearing a mask in a bank.
I needed a password eight characters long.
I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just…
So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just sit in front of my laptop shaking my fist.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people. Or at least she claims she’s my therapist.
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the…
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I’d like to hear today’s special. I said yeah He… Read More »Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the…
A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams.
A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams. That is why I keep sleeping.