The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would… Read More »The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
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Why does the KKK prefer driving Lincoln’s?
Cause as they say they are “All White, All White, All White!”This is satire, please don’t ban me. Fuck racism!
Yo mommas so fat
When u look up the word “fat” in the dictionary, it’s a picture of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!
Me idiot, MAA
Ask thing answer is me
What happened to Table at the party last night?
He got laid before it even started
There’s a lot of impeachment misinformation going around, so I thought I would clarify.
A sham impeachment does not necessarily result in its removal from the pillow.
What’s the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when you put your load in it.
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain dear
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit…
My wife said it was a huge waist.
A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”
My wife: Why don’t you write a book instead of your terrible word play jokes?
Me: That’s ……a novel idea.
Have no idea where to begin?
I’m not really looking to record (though, wouldn’t like to remove that option entirely), so much that I’m looking to generally create “artificial” music. That… Read More »Have no idea where to begin?
What is the difference between a Kebab Doner and a Sperm Donor?
The Sperm Donor was tested for STDs.
This has to be the most eco friendly sub on Reddit
We Recycle postsWe Re-use jokesWe Reduce OC
A cowboy walks into a bar…
He became a cowman(Don’t roast me too much… it’s my first time posting)
Hol up
If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches…
What’s common between Fast Food restaurants and Church Priests
Both want ti stick their meat into 10 yr olds
Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
Henri Dupont, the son of the owner of the only store in Dupont, Missouri, spends most of his days (when he’s not doing chores or… Read More »Just yesterday Henri was playing marbles with his friend Joe. Now Joe’s been found murdered.
[7 year old me opening presents from Santa]
ME: wowee… a Lynyrd skynyrd album?[at the North Pole]Elf with mullet: where the fuck is my CD?
My grandpa: u don’t need fancy stuff u need a dumb flip phone
Me:……..OK BOOMER
I googled how to start a fire…
I got 48,500 matches
I heard there’s a new Christopher Nolan movie
It’s about time
Some will understand some won’t!!
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He can’t believe it’s not Buddha”
Even after 15 years since the show was over, I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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What do you call a fish without any eyes?
Fsh.- you can thank my daughter for this one, so is it strictly speaking a dad joke?