My therapist says I have a problem trusting people.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people. Or at least she claims she’s my therapist.
My therapist says I have a problem trusting people. Or at least she claims she’s my therapist.
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I’d like to hear today’s special. I said yeah He… Read More »Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the…
A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams. That is why I keep sleeping.
I got a world map for my wall, I’m going to put pins in all the places I’ve traveled to … … but first, I… Read More »I got a world map for my wall, I’m going to put pins in all the…
I found an erectile dysfunction group online, it looks fun. It can’t be hard to join
To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a construction worker and an alcoholic. Fuck you that just was a lucky guess
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server
l finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt . She said she felt the same way . So she turned the… Read More »L finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt .
Washington DC doesn’t need metal detectors, it needs lie detectors.
I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday… My kleptomania is really getting out of hand…