I don’t know why my fishing buddy is afraid of coronavirus…he…
I don’t know why my fishing buddy is afraid of coronavirus…he never catches anything.
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God will protect me from COVID
When asked to wear a mask, a staunch conservative woman refuses and says “God will protect me from COVID”. When asked to practice social distancing… Read More »God will protect me from COVID
Driving down the road today.
Driving down the road today. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying: “I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal.”… Read More »Driving down the road today.
I like my women like I like my coffee I’ve never had one, but…
I like my women like I like my coffee I’ve never had one, but they smell really nice
Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time…
Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.
Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit.
Dentist: “This is going to hurt a bit. Ready?” Me, shutting my eyes, dreading this moment: “Yes, ready.” Dentist: “That will be $700 please.”
My girlfriend broke up with me, she said I was bad at communicating.
My girlfriend broke up with me, she said I was bad at communicating. I didn’t know how to respond.
Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year…
Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume? Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale Job… Read More »Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year…
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor… …Then Who is.
I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife…
I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife… He needed space.