How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
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I can only count up to seven in French
I have a huit allergy
I used to be a guy stuck in a girl’s body
Then I pulled out
A viagra overdose
Must be a hard way to go.
Want to hear a memory joke?
Great! Remind me in fifteen minutes and I’ll tell you.
A boxer walks into a gym…
It’s particularly crowded, and there are long lines of people waiting to use the equipment.First, he waits in the pull-up bar line, and does 25… Read More »A boxer walks into a gym…
Hide-and-Seek games aren’t fun any more
It is too hard to find good players.
So I was learning Japanese ,I used to think Chan is used for women
Turns out I was watching Loli porn
I was gonna tell a child abandonment joke….
But then I realized it wasn’t wanted
What goes Ha Ha Plop Plop?
A lepper laughing his balls off.
I lost 200 lbs over the Summer.
“Wow! What’s your secret?”Divorce.
REMEMBER: It’s bad luck to call it a MacBook
Always say “the Scottish laptop”.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
Everything you need to know about Australia
I REALLY hope these are trueThese were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who… Read More »Everything you need to know about Australia
Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.
Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because they’re all Targets.
My GF is the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
Friendly Reminder
In about 8 years, the thing inventor inventor will invent the thing inventor after being thought of by the thing inventor.
Look, a racist joke!
Donald J. Trump.
The seasons did it just like my ex-husband
They came and went
How do you make a pressure cooker bomb?
Wait this isn’t Google…
Why do programmers need glasses?
So they can see sharp.
I want to argue with flat earthers but…
I just feel like we’re not on a level playing field
Chemists
Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The first chemist responds, “I’d like some H2O.” The second chemists… Read More »Chemists
Why don’t cows get pedicures?
Because they lack toes!
A texas woman chokes on some food.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who… Read More »A texas woman chokes on some food.
What is your superpower?
-what is your superpower? •”Hindsight” -That wouldn’t help much •”yes, I see that now”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
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What is better than a woman?
-It is 2 woman (Slightly hearable lesbian porn sounds.)
Carbon monoxide from dryer
So dryers emit a lot of carbon monoxide, right? What if I were to capture some of that in a garbage bag and tie it… Read More »Carbon monoxide from dryer