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What’s better than roses on a piano?

What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ!

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird? A bird can still tweet.

My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured… Read More »Filtered

My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer

What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? A project manager.

Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers before me.! She always calls me her sixty second lover.!!

I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office

How do you get an fat person in your bedroom? Piece of cake

I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”