Box or wrestle
waitress said ” you wanna box for your leftovers ? ” I said “No , but I’ll wrestle you for the check ! ‘
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Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely.
Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely. So he asks God for someone to share his existence with. God answers “of… Read More »Adam is in the Garden of Eden and is feeling lonely.
Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his…
Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his spare time. At that moment, bar phone rang loudly and Pavlov started worrying.… Read More »Pavlov was sitting in a bar and enjoying his beer during his…
The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant.
The doctor told me I needed a brain transplant. I don’t want it. But he changed my mind.
A man walks into a store.
A man walks into a store. The cashier sayes “Sir you will need to put a mask on”. The man replies”Ouh shoot almost forgot, thanks”.… Read More »A man walks into a store.
I married a nymphomaniac.
I married a nymphomaniac. Now after 5 years of marriage, the nympho is gone. And I’m left with the maniac.
What do you call a person who say they don’t masturbate?
What do you call a person who say they don’t masturbate? A liar
Take good care of your ass It’s your only body part that gives a…
Take good care of your ass It’s your only body part that gives a shit.
As I get older I think about all the people I’ve lost along the…
As I get older I think about all the people I’ve lost along the way Maybe being a tour guide wasn’t for me
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with. She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.