Favourite final ‘boss’ minigame?
In Mario Party’s 3,4,5,7,8, they did not have bosses but they had a final showdown what’s your favourite one of these?
thefun
What do trump and bowser have in common?
They’re both impeach.
How do you make Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan and Dave Chapelle Not Funny?
Put them on stage together at SNL
Why did Google choose “Kit Kat” as an Android version name?
If they’d called it “Kinder Egg”, they couldn’t sell it in the United States.
If you consider sounds to be last words
I’m going out with a bang!
Why did George Bush order a Wrecker at Subway?
He couldn’t get a melt.
I once took a viagra to see what the experience would be like.
Unfortunately it got stuck in my throat and my neck was stiff for hours.
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your… Read More »A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
Just found out “cock fighting” is done with chickens…
12 months of training wasted
Somewhere in Siberia
Note: translated from another language(dirty)LongSiberia, it’s super cold,freezing, a man is crawling, struggling hard, he’s on a verge of death. Suddenly he sees a light… Read More »Somewhere in Siberia
Broke college student who wants to gain a lot of weight and muscle
Hello everyone,I’m a college student and basically broke, I’m very underweight and get made fun of almost everywhere I go.It’s really embarrassing and I’ve decided… Read More »Broke college student who wants to gain a lot of weight and muscle
The Girlfriend of Nightmares
So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it’s a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and… Read More »The Girlfriend of Nightmares
No beer in Heaven
Old Lenard had passed away and was being buried. Just as the coffin was being lowered into the ground a friend tossed a handful of… Read More »No beer in Heaven
Back when he was with us, seldom did Jesus go to the toilet
But when he did, holy shit!
My English wife and I were arguing over the pronunciation of inventory
She: it’s INVENT-ryMe: no it’s inven-TORYShe: I ain’t having no Tories in my mouth.
Don’t speak to the parrot
The plumber was coming over to repair a pipe while the family where all at work. They had agreed where to leave the key, and… Read More »Don’t speak to the parrot
A scientific study was conducted on ants…
There was a scientific study conducted on various species of ants investigating the correlation between their heights and how their feet operate. Shorter ants were… Read More »A scientific study was conducted on ants…
A bunch of toilets walk into a bar,
and then shit got wild
There are two types of people in this world
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
I once heard a terrible joke about Amazon
It was ruined by the delivery
F**k off Bill
A software engineer was waiting in the VIP lounge for his flight from JFK airport. He was supposed to meet his colleague for a coffee… Read More »F**k off Bill
My bud Ellis, perhaps, made me piss myself. Perhaps. Perhaps…
How do check if someone’s dead? Tickle the taint.
Why couldn’t the gay man date the line?
Because it’s a line. You can’t date a line. 🙂
It’s bedtime and a mom is putting a son to sleep.
Son: mama, there’s a kid under the bed.The mom bends down and looks under the bed.Son: mama, there’s a kid on top of the bed.Mom… Read More »It’s bedtime and a mom is putting a son to sleep.
A Diabetic Pimp
He’s pimping those hoes to keep his toes.-my brother
There is exactly one POC in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.
They needed a tolkein black guy.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
You’ll need a hole
Two Swedes and two Norwegians where having an ice-fishing contest. The Norwegians got off to a good start. They pulled up several big fat salmons.… Read More »You’ll need a hole
A cowboy walks into a bar…
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of… Read More »A cowboy walks into a bar…