So I’m a bachelor Arab who lives in Europe, I like to cook and I’ve been thinking of expanding my recipes, one thing I really… Read More »What meals do you guys cook for yourselves/your families?
One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?
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I told her I was more experienced with fast food and “Table to Toilet” dining.
He was in need of some holiday spirit
Don’t get caught.
They were LARPing all the way.
Because he read the weather forecast you idiot
So few that I can count on my fingers
SON: MOM! DAD THREATENED ME!WIFE: stop scaring our son.ME: I’m just singing Christmas songs to him.WIFE: aww okSON:ME: he knows when you are sleeping.
He says “That’s amazing! How did you create it, did you use your cellphone camera?” To which she replies “No, it was just sex”
So I’m pinned between these 2 choices and I can’t decide…which do you people of reddit think is best and Why? Also if you could… Read More »Iphone xs max or the oneplus 7t pro McLaren edition?
He had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and… Read More »A man was out hunting one day..
Turns out they were from Tenko not Tesco.
The seasons come and go
He suspected his wife was having an affair and cheating on him during her lunch hour at work. One day, he decided to leave work… Read More »A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
“Why are you so laid back all of a sudden?” I asked him.“I’ve hired a professional to worry about all my problems for me,” he… Read More »My mate Dave’s always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn’t seem like he’s got a care in the world.
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
One cop picks it up and says, “Hey, this face looks familiar.”He hands the mirror to the second cop, who looks at it, and says,… Read More »Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse.… Read More »City slicker rides a horse
Today and tomorrow
I mean he releases his inner demon with his ultimate just like Aatrox, he heals off of his abilities, he even looks like a darkin.… Read More »Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
Never come across these Polish guys before but liking it
Person 2: “Hmmm…the name rings a bell.”
When the arrived at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter said he would let them in if they had something related to Christmas on them.The… Read More »On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He Can’t Believe it’s not Buddha”
She told me it’s my pulse and not my IQ.
It’s a play on words