Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mom: What did you do at school today? Me: We did a guessing game Mom: But I thought you had a math exam. Me: That’s… Read More »Mom: What did you do at school today?
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What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »What do sex and the U.S.
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice…
Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don’t notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
Wife was massaging her husband’s head. Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage. Husband :… Read More »Wife was massaging her husband’s head.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks.
If you ever feel lonely, buy stocks. You will have company
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
What’s the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and gathers your personal data, and the other is an industry standard.
OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into…
OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into the bar I work at and ordered a drink I’m literally shaking right… Read More »OMG guys, you won’t believe this but James Bond just came into…
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018.
Police arrested a time traveller from 2018. He still can’t believe that he was arrested for not wearing a mask in a bank.
I needed a password eight characters long.
I needed a password eight characters long. I went with SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just…
So much nudity online these days . . . . . . sometimes I just sit in front of my laptop shaking my fist.