Why did the grinch rob the liquor store?by thefunDecember 22, 2019He was in need of some holiday spirit More One-LinersHow do you have a long lasting marriage?Some friends went out caroling dressed as Star Wars characters.How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?I am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times…Got some Christmas Cards from Supermarket.Just like my ex-husband,