I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana. Now after ten years of marriage,… Read More »I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
My wife said that I have no discretion… What do you guys think?
“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step 1: take off your glasses Step 2: say: ‘I’m afraid I can’t see you… Read More »“How to break up with your girlfriend” A two-step process: Step…
This morning I went to a meeting for my ‘premature ejaculator support group.’u Trns out, it was tomorrow.
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy… Read More »Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered.… Read More »After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
I don’t know what “procrastinate” means. I think I’ll look it up later.
What’s the perfect date? DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me