After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered.… Read More »After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
I don’t know what “procrastinate” means. I think I’ll look it up later.
What’s the perfect date? DD-MM-YYYY is the most logical to me
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games. Fortunately, I had another two lives.
Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine… Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. The parents called the manager.
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality, I just hope someone shoots her… Read More »I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with…
I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do anything.
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!! Her husband asked ” what happened ? “” The doctor was stunned and he… Read More »A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
Professor: April, you are failing my class. April: Oh, Professor. My parents will be so mad. I’m sure we can fix this. I’ll do annnything… Read More »Professor: April, you are failing my class.