What do you call an apartment for lease during christmas time?
For Lease Navidad
thefun
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon
I’ll let you know
[SUPPORT] Remap the default desktop buttons without Steam?
HelloI know how I can remap the buttons in steam for desktop use, however this doesn’t seem to persist in windows or the controller unless… Read More »[SUPPORT] Remap the default desktop buttons without Steam?
What do you call a female snowwoman
I’m cold, turn the heat up babe.Put some clothes on, you wont be cold.Fuck
How’d you call an old point?
Jurassic period.
If only god can judge you….
What the hell does a judge do!?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red
It depends on how hard you throw them
How are a train and a bicycle similar?
You can’t make watermelon juice with none of them.
Mad respect!
r/nextfuckinglevel•Posted byu/Syntax_Error_08 hours agoMad respectBad Title View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen7.0k points134 comments
Girlfriend walks into tk max halfway through the night out. She says….
I won’t be long, I promise.
Didn’t like my hot teacher
I had a really hard time trying to understand the concepts
What do you call a russian lego?
The Soviet Bloc
Why is the blonde woman waiting for her 15 friends outside the movie theater?
Because the movie is over 16’s
What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple store?
You become an iWitness.
I’m hosting a party for people who can’t get an orgasm
Please tell me, if you can’t come.
Stormtrooper armor were designed as a joke so they would die instantly when they get shot but then the empire bought out a whole armies worth.
But who’s to blame here, the guy who made them or the guy who placed the order?Kinda explains the clone wars.
If you can fill in the salaries to make it work. Ben Simmons for CP3+Gallo. Who says no?
Certainly it fits the timeline for Thundies and Philly is in ultimate win now mode with the shooters they need. If both teams can make… Read More »If you can fill in the salaries to make it work. Ben Simmons for CP3+Gallo. Who says no?
An American just married his Chinese mail order bride…
They’re at the hotel after their quick wedding, ready to be intimate for the first time. They’re making out, things are getting hot and heavy.Chinese… Read More »An American just married his Chinese mail order bride…
Post nut clarity?
Nah, cumming back to your senses.
Disney’s Frozen…
…cryogenically. Isn’t he?
There is no reverse cowgirl in Kentucky
You don’t turn your back on family!
Why should Eggs Benedict be served on chrome dishes at this time of year?
Oh, there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise …
What do you have when you have 2000 British pounds?
A ton of money.
Man walks into a bank asking for an Interest-Free Checking account
“Who cares?” the receptionist says and sighs.
An American sergeant is talking to an Australian trooper
The American yells: “Did you come here to die?!”The Australian replies: “No, I came here yesterday.”
A Hispanic Magician
A Hispanic magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, “Uno, dos – “He disappeared without a tres.
The Smith family name gets its origin from a line of blacksmiths. The Cobbler family name get its origin from a line of shoe repairmen.
What the hell was going on with the Dickinson family?
Why did the skeleton didn’t go to prom?
Because he fat and ugly and no one like him.
Elsweyr, anyone?
r/EarthPorn•Posted byu/Quasar80007 hours agoPalm trees growing on steep cliffs, Wadi Ghuweir, Jordan [OC] [3648 x 2736]OC 5.2k points31 comments
Whoever thought of the idea of the french revolution was very thorough
while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless