Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.
Doctor: If you want to lose some weight, quit eating fatty.Me: Like fatty foods? chips and dip?Doctor: NO, quit eating Fatty!!!
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I had a dream!
I had a dream! I dreamed that in 2021 there’s a new viral gastroenteritis: COSHIT. We all go around in diapers, and remember the 2020… Read More »I had a dream!
A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady…
A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him…… Read More »A man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady…
The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a…
The makers of Viagra have announced that they’ve developed a pill to increase the wetness in women… The pill will be called Niagra.
2020 is still better than my first marriage
2020 is still better than my first marriage
Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll…
Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll realize that she’s overreacting and she’ll thank you. Follow me for more… Read More »Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her to calm down, she’ll…
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who… Read More »A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village .
Doctor – You have a serious disease..
Doctor – You have a serious disease.. Me -oh no..? Doctor-..that you can cure by eating healthier and exercising. Me-OH NO!!?
Something
I took a girl back home last night. We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she asked, “Shall… Read More »Something
Two lips
A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss : “A woman… Read More »Two lips