A small quiz
Think of a number between 2 & 5. Now times it by 9. Now take the sum of the two numbers in that number(example: 42:… Read More »A small quiz
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Where do shepherds go for a drink?
Bar Bar Black Sheep
Naughty Norbert…
Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher. Apparently, “mouthwash” wasn’t the right answer for the question “what comes after 69?” ????… Read More »Naughty Norbert…
If you’re going to be two-faced,
at least make one of them pretty.
Entitled Parent Joke
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The… Read More »Entitled Parent Joke
What do you call a cube-crafting game that takes place in Iowa?
Des Moinescraft.
Which animal has the biggest mood swings?
A Bi-polar bear.
A little medical joke
The South African Medical Association has weighed in on the new National Health Insurance proposals.The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not… Read More »A little medical joke
Why can’t a seal be a DJ
Because they are afraid of club hits
It takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong
and it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul?
Hitler had some respect for the Japanese.
My neighbor just got arrested for growing weed in his back yard.
Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was.
it just syncs so good with the sound..
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If you give a mouse a cookie…
He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.
If happiness was contagious…
…you still wouldn’t have any friends.
Why didn’t Pinnochio have many friends?
Because he wasn’t poplar.
How do you discipline your stone?
You hit rock bottom.
So I was driving Uber tonight…
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were… Read More »So I was driving Uber tonight…
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
If Emperor Palpatine can get laid
Maybe there is hope for incels after all
The 2000 dust Face Hunter deck that took me from rank 10 to legendary in the first 4 days of release.
Hey hey all, i wouldnt know where to begin for a complete guide on the deck , but i was promtped by people to post… Read More »The 2000 dust Face Hunter deck that took me from rank 10 to legendary in the first 4 days of release.
Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?
Because demerera
Two girls were laughing at my ringtone in college.
So I played that at their funeral.(Sorry for bad English)
Bit of a gen Z joke here:
VSCO ice cream vendors be like “and I scOOP!”
What is Donald Trump’s favorite dessert?
Im-Peach Cobbler
How does a half-American half-Canadian person deal with a home intruder?
Shoot first, apologize later
Him: All my female sheep ate some fermented berries and have gotten drunk and passed out, should I tell the coroner?
Her: No, that’s a ewe problem; not a ME problem.
Wife: I’m pregnant
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m DadWife: No you’re not
I was sitting on the toilet for an hour. Wondering why I’m still on it
When it hit me that time goes by in a flush.
Why did the polar bear cross the road?
Because of global warming.