2 minutes
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before… Read More »2 minutes
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Example
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of… Read More »Example
Only to stop
The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly”… Read More »Only to stop
Stay safe
I read that Covid-19 hasn’t affected the Amish community, it’s probably because they don’t have TV or social media.
Where is my shoe
I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided… Read More »Where is my shoe
The nose is bigger
Dude: Do u wanna sit on my face? Girl: Why? Is your nose bigger then your dick?
Life lesson
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.
Reminder
Every time I have to fold laundry I consider becoming a nudist.. Then I remember what I look like naked and I keep on folding.
12 points
G.F. :You treat our relationship like some kind of game. ? Me: this will cost you 12 points and a bonus round.
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover…
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings.. What the hell is leftover beer?