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At the funeral
Man: Do you mind if I say a word?Widow: No, please do.Man: Clears throat and says: plethoraWidow: Thank you. That means alot.
Yes I get all the cool numbers- 420 is a weed thing, 69 is a sex thing…
and 9:45 is bedtime.
HMC While “I take my baby to the old town road” in a bag…
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I asked dad if my mum had a history of mental illness. He snapped and said
“Don’t be disrespectful. You only exist because I stuck my dick in crazy.”
Sexism Jokes (This is not intentionally meant to offend anyone)
Why Does Beyoncè always say ‘to the left to the left’?Because Women have no rights!(This is not discriminatory and not purposed at any audience for… Read More »Sexism Jokes (This is not intentionally meant to offend anyone)
My friend died because we couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept telling us to be positive but it’s hard without him.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves
Black.It’s ok, am black
What is the best present for Christmas?
Artery.Because it comes from the heart…
I think my calendar is broken…
Haha, April Fools! It works just fine.
A Catholic, a Muslim and a Jew walk into a bar.
Bartender says “Is this some kinda fucking joke”
The Gaunts snatched me from my room, through a nightmare.
For over a century, now, I’ve watched my body grow, create, die, and decay as my soul, entangled in the ever flowing robe-like bodies of… Read More »The Gaunts snatched me from my room, through a nightmare.
I tried to be nice to someone today and hold the door open for them
But all they did was scream and fly out the airplane
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?
It looks like rain, dear.
I finally got my high school dream girl to find me attractive and to be by girlfriend,,, wanna know how I did it?
I waited about 5 years until she was now divorce and a single mom…
What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black guy?
A snowblower that doesn’t work
Why couldn’t the fortune teller see into the future very well?
She didn’t have 20/20 vision
I don’t know why they have to Italian, but … (longish)
A young Italian bride is to spend her wedding night at her mother’s house. The bride and groom retire to the bedroom, where the groom… Read More »I don’t know why they have to Italian, but … (longish)
I like my women like I like my coffee
Full of boozeHeard this from a comedian years ago. Don’t remember who
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What is Trump calling his post-house vote vacation?
Time on the Peach.
AI won’t take over the world
Because artificial intelligence will never beat human stupidity.
What do you call Popcorn that is stuck on the ceiling?
Topcornjesus what have I done
I like my women like I like my coffee….
I’ve never had coffee but it smells really nice
I like my coffee like I like my women
Smoking hot and all over my lap while I’m driving
Looking for Mexican music
I want to know about Mexican music. There is three kinds of music I’m looking for:-Great classics and quintessential artist in the history of Mexican… Read More »Looking for Mexican music
A house divided against itself. . .
is a duplex with angry neighbors.
So I was getting a blow job from this dude…
Everything was going great until I looked down, saw that I was wearing crocs, and realized that I’m gay.
someone emailed me claiming to be the oklahoma city bomber
i replied “ok boomer”
Picasso said “good artists copy but great artists steal”
I don’t understand if this sub if filled with good artists or great artists