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Pour favor

My neighbour’s 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can’t say “please” though, which I think is poor for four.

Frank Einstein

Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

Hand made

A baby that came from a sperm bank is basically ‘hand made.’

End of arguing

I was arguing with this really busty woman and she shoved my face in her tits. I don’t remember why we were arguing..

Early

Let’s make our calendar end 8 years too early just to fuck with people. ~ Mayans

So much

Since quarantine I’ve not had a haircut. Hell, I’ve not even stepped on the scales. So today I decided to weigh myself for the first… Read More »So much

Scarry

Yesterday I had a nightmare that my tiktok account was deleted. For a second, I was really scared that I had a tiktok account.

Choice

Congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Great choice