How does a half-American half-Canadian person deal with a home intruder?by thefunDecember 21, 2019Shoot first, apologize later More One-LinersHim: All my female sheep ate some fermented berries and have gotten drunk and passed out, should I tell the coroner?Wife: I’m pregnantI was sitting on the toilet for an hour. Wondering why I’m still on itWhy did the polar bear cross the road?TeamTrees reached their goal of 20,000,000 trees planted on the same day Trump got impeached.My friend just told me that he’s a compulsive liar.