Simple trick
How to get a woman to think about you nonstop… …borrow a large sum of money from her?
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Horrific
It would be horrific if farting was as contagious as yawning.
Time for call
There was this girl in high school that said she’d only sleep with me if the world was ending, thinking about giving her a call.
2 minutes
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband. They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before… Read More »2 minutes
Example
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of… Read More »Example
Only to stop
The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly”… Read More »Only to stop
Stay safe
I read that Covid-19 hasn’t affected the Amish community, it’s probably because they don’t have TV or social media.
Where is my shoe
I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party. Although nothing had happened, I decided… Read More »Where is my shoe
The nose is bigger
Dude: Do u wanna sit on my face? Girl: Why? Is your nose bigger then your dick?
Life lesson
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way for the neighbors to pay and build a privacy fence.