My life was ruined by my obsession with video games.
My life was ruined by my obsession with video games. Fortunately, I had another two lives.
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Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine…
Just watched an interesting documentary on cocaine… Going to watch all documentaries this way now!
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today.
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. The parents called the manager.
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with…
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality, I just hope someone shoots her… Read More »I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with…
I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do…
I got fired from work today I don’t know why, I didn’t even do anything.
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!! Her husband asked ” what happened ? “” The doctor was stunned and he… Read More »A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
Professor: April, you are failing my class.
Professor: April, you are failing my class. April: Oh, Professor. My parents will be so mad. I’m sure we can fix this. I’ll do annnything… Read More »Professor: April, you are failing my class.
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building…
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course…It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz
How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy…
How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy… You just tell them you can’t come!
My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome…
My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome with.Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to pick two of them.