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My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building…

My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course…It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz

How do you cancel an appointment with a Sperm Bank?It’s easy… You just tell them you can’t come!

My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome with.Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to pick two of them.

I got caught masturbating to an optical illusionI said “it’s not what it looks like”

I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe. I don’t care how big the spider is, no one steals my… Read More »I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.

So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn’t have a life insurance He answered: “Because I want you to be truly sad when I am… Read More »So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn’t have a life insurance…

My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad. Until mom found out and hid the urn.

I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back. Half way through I said “put a tomahawk in his… Read More »I went for a tattoo.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them how many sexual partners they’ve had? Because it’s well known that counting sheep helps… Read More »Why do Welsh people immediately fall asleep when you ask them…