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My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer

My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer

What do you call an Engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? A project manager.

Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends and lovers before me.! She always calls me her sixty second lover.!!

I Just got fired from Google Because I yelled Yahoo! after completing my morning Sudoku at the office

How do you get an fat person in your bedroom? Piece of cake

I’d be a terrible couple’s therapist. I’d be like, “have you tried anal?”

2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop… One lady whispers ‘I’m getting a boob job’ 2nd lady: ‘That’s nothing, I’m getting my… Read More »2 married ladies are having lunch in a coffee shop…

I went to a pet store today and put a large “CHAMELEON” sign in front of an empty cage. Stand back and watch the fun.

Me – “We’re having a baby!” Friend – “Aww, is it a girl or a boy?” Me – “Yes, what else could it be..?”