It’s the most wonderful time of the yearby thefunDecember 22, 2019View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen More One-LinersWhat is better than a woman?I made a roulette, its about the amount my parents are going to give their godchildren, I decided to tweak it a bitExcuses are like assholes…What do you call the last surviving member of a royal family?I farted and blamed it on the dog.I hate phone sex