Two girls were laughing at my ringtone in college.by thefunDecember 21, 2019So I played that at their funeral.(Sorry for bad English) More One-LinersBit of a gen Z joke here:What is Donald Trump’s favorite dessert?How does a half-American half-Canadian person deal with a home intruder?Him: All my female sheep ate some fermented berries and have gotten drunk and passed out, should I tell the coroner?Wife: I’m pregnantI was sitting on the toilet for an hour. Wondering why I’m still on it