Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries.
Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.
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Waiting
religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick
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The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong. Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife… Read More »Protect
JOKESTER
Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse
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What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot? Premature Evacuations
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Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I will.
JOKESTER
Scientists: Direct exposure to sunlight will kill Covid19 in as little as 3 minutes. Government: Close the beaches! Everyone stay inside!
At the same time
I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.
I haven’t laughed since my wife died.
I haven’t laughed since my wife died. People often ask: Why did you laugh when your wife died?
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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.