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What’s the difference between Jesus and whore? Jesus says: take this bread, it is my body. A whore says: take this body, it is my… Read More »Diffrence

Ladies, we don’t only want your nudes We want your friend’s nudes too, please understand.

A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful woman sits at the table next to him. Long He decides because she’s… Read More »A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge when a beautiful…

I wa‌‌s walkin‌‌g wit‌‌h m‌‌y girlfrien‌‌d whe‌‌n ‌‌a rando‌‌m gu‌‌y whistle‌‌d a‌‌t he‌‌r an‌‌d sai‌‌d, “Nic‌‌e ass”‌‌. Sh‌‌e wa‌‌s clearl‌‌y annoye‌‌d an‌‌d demande‌‌d ‌‌I sa‌‌y… Read More »Every day

Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.