Why do atheists love December?by thefunDecember 21, 2019Because there’s three different religious holidays to make fun of people for celebrating. More One-LinersI have a plan to transplant a rabbit’s cerebellum into a human skull.I was excited to work for the ancient EgyptiansMy girlfriend changed when she became a vegetarianI knew his name was LeviThe first thing I do after waking up every morning is make my bed.I like my women like I like my coffee…