The first thing I do after waking up every morning is make my bed.by thefunDecember 20, 2019Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA. More One-LinersI like my women like I like my coffee…Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealerAll women are biI would tell you how awkwardly my first experience with anal sex went.A cannibal on the deathbed was guaranteed a last meal of his choosingWhy did the diabetic kid die after his mother sent him to bed?