Dealing with a contradiction in a character
I have this one character that supposed to represent two things: Old Money coming with a prestigious name and the self-made man who reach success… Read More »Dealing with a contradiction in a character
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What’s the difference between a baby and a boomerang?
When you throw a boomerang off a cliff it comes back to you
A guy is driving past the White House….
…and he sees that the road is blocked, but they are letting cars through one at a time. There are crowds on the sidewalk, shouting,… Read More »A guy is driving past the White House….
I like my iced tea like I like my presidents…
so good it doesn’t need any peach or mint.
I think women breast feeding in public is disgusting.
I was always taught that if you didn’t bring enough for the entire class, nobody gets to have any.
Billy’s mom comes home. “Billy, what’s wrong?” -“Dad hanged himself in the attic!” he said in tears.
The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son.As she gets up to the attic, she notices that nothing is… Read More »Billy’s mom comes home. “Billy, what’s wrong?” -“Dad hanged himself in the attic!” he said in tears.
The impeachment of Trump will be a stain on his legacy
Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.
I have his ear in my pocket
Don’t upvote, I just want to find out what the meaning of this joke is and then I’m done.Ivan came home with a bloody nose… Read More »I have his ear in my pocket
I used to think that a shag pile is a type of carpet.
It turns out that it’s a type of friend.
“I can’t go back to that school”
I put down my book, *The Art of the Unseen*, to examine the fiery young lad before me. “What happened, son?””They took one look at… Read More »“I can’t go back to that school”
What do you call a mexican midget?
A paragraph, cause it’s not a full essay.
There aren’t two genders, nor many, but only one
Because it’s Nerf or nothing.
Girlfriend of two years broke up with me this fall, I was devastated. Then I realized…
I had 2 fall to lose it allBut in the end it doesn’t even matter…
I had a dream the ocean was full of orange soda …
It was a Fanta Sea
What’s one reason you should not join the Nazi party?
It is just nazi reich thing to do! Also,fucknazis
It’s funny how words change meanings over time.
For instance, as a child you only visit the headmaster for punishment, but later on in life it’s actually a reward.
Kubernetes with https on AWS
I successfully created an eks cluster and deployed an application and created a service of type LoadBalancer. I also created a private link to expose… Read More »Kubernetes with https on AWS
Adam Driver walks into a bar…
The bartender says,”Why the long face?”
Why did Tulsi Gabbard cross the road?
She didn’t. She’s stuck in the middle.
Do you say either or either?
Either.Yeah, but which one do you say?
It makes sense that the Right to Bear Arms is the 2nd amendment
If the 1st amendment is, “I should be able to say whatever the fuck I want”Then it makes sense that the founding fathers said, “Oh… Read More »It makes sense that the Right to Bear Arms is the 2nd amendment
A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
He is on a ship near an island a long way from home, and he knows he will be there a long time. He sends… Read More »A recently-married man is serving in the Navy.
What do bowling pins & white people have in common?
They’re rednecks
I couldn’t believe my brother was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there!
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
I like my coffee how I like my slaves..
Dark and strong.
Shout-out to the people who wear glasses
Soon you guys will be able to see 2020
I was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutes
I said I don’t have 2020 vision
Why do all green characters names begin with “yo”?
YodaYoshiYoshrekYohulkYomama
If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.But on the other hand, you don’t.