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“Mommy, am I adopted?” “Not yet Honey. I only placed the ad yesterday”.
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JOKESTER
Half of relationships end because of bad sex .Mine however ended because of good sex… With another Woman.
Drinks for everyone
A bartender is sitting behind his bar when a well dressed but obviously drunk man stumbles in. “Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for… Read More »Drinks for everyone
Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor… Read More »Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news.
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The NFL is considering a season without fans in the stadiums… They plan on reaching out to the Cincinnati Bengals for advice.
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I must admit, I really miss being at work and bitching about not wanting to be at work.
Guy gets bad news
Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,”… Read More »Guy gets bad news
I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.
There was a story being told around in the early 2000s, when there was a lot of hysteria about harmful radiation from cellphones.Apparently, some people… Read More »I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm. I think they are completely crazy.
Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store
>>Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store in Joke of the Day Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store. While they were busy… Read More »Doctor and Engineer in chocolate store
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A man’s making love to his wife. He asks her “Can you moan to get me more excited?” She says “the taps dripping, you ain’t… Read More »JOKESTER