What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the… Read More »What should they say about you when you’re dead?
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If life gives you melons
You may have dyslexia
Posture worse after sleeping?
Anyone else dealt with posture being bad after sleeping? I’m finding my posture while sleeping is poor and as a result its hard to keep… Read More »Posture worse after sleeping?
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him,“What’s wrong?”The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.“Oh bejaysus,”the man says.“Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?”The boy replies,“No tanks… Read More »An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
If it weren’t for blinds…
It would be curtains for you
What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?
A superglue can easily be removed.
I like my coffee like my girls.
Without another’s dick in it.
When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”
Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”
My new blow up doll is so realistic.
It told me it just wants to be friends.
December in Ireland
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You are like a cloud.
When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?
Hey everyoneA couple of you may remember my post yesterday showing my first draft of parts. Since then I have taken your recommendations and applied… Read More »What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?
My 13 year old son came home the other night and told me he had just had sex for the first time. I asked him did he wear any protection?
He said, “yes Dad, we all wore balaclavas.”
Give the gift of disappointment this year!
Give an inactive gift card
Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
I’m so fricking mad right now, it’s pouring out of me. I need to know if my wife and I are assholes or getting wrongly… Read More »Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
Wanna know why they call me Christmas?
Cause Christmas came early this year.
Why were the Republicans so upset over Trump being impeached
It’s proof that thoughts and prayers don’t work
For me, relationships are like a game of hide and seek
Nobody finds me attractive.
Donald Trump has a conversation with Putin
Putin: Nice tan. I love that shade of orangeTrump: What? I’m not orange. Impeach
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, ten dead
What’s the best way to code the snake game?
In python script
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that?
Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?
Store worker: Why do you ask?Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
What’s the difference between a deaf republican and a blind democrat?
A: One of them is deaf The other is a democrat
Tuna Tornado
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What did Jesus do after school?
He went to his job.
A jockey was having a hard time bringing his talking horse to the race
“Do even want to go to the race” the jockey saidThe horse replied “Nay”
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger.The imam says “mine is the biggest God and I’ll give you an example;… Read More »A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger