What do you a call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t really matter, he won’t come anyway when you call him.
thefun
If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
EuropeanBut on the way you’re Russian
Noah. Noah! NOAH!
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I just found our Dr Pepper was a real Doctor!
Apparently he was a Fizzician.
What’s heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water, because butane is a lighter fluid
My coworker treat me like a god
when some shit happen, they crucify me
A dad is given bad news by a doctor…
Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.Dad: AND?
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
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I thought of you today.
It reminded me to take out the trash.
O’ahu Events For December 2019
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When encountered by two paths, the boy took the path not taken
He was later found dead by the police.
I like my coffee like I like my men
Jammed into a plastic container with a lid on top and filled with boiling hot water.
A patient is at the doctors office and the doctor tells him he has bad news and worst news
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Just named my soundbar Nancy
Because it’s the speaker of the house.
Why is the mail so popular?
Because it’s outgoing.
Why is Leo Messi the perfect BJP candidate
Because he operates on the right wing and cuts through all the opponents who come in his way
I often get ignored or people generally don’t notice me…
I always wanted to be like John Cena.
You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.
you will need 1500 gifts to get there, and here’s a breakdown of when you can get the gifts from:300 from 1 gem deal in… Read More »You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.
Oh Lord almighty, tell me how to find happiness
About 422,000,000 results (0.35 seconds)
Someone just asked me how much a pie cost in the bahamas.
How would i know the pie-rates of the caribbean?
What do you get if you mix an octopus and a black person.
I don’t know, but damn it must be really good at picking cotton.
Decent and respectful gesture
To guys where out hunting one day. As they came to a clearing, they could see a group of people walking slowly up the road,… Read More »Decent and respectful gesture
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college.
I don’t think I can ever repay you.
I just saw Rise of Skywalker…
…it was awesome.
TRUMP: There isn’t enough evidence for impeachment
6IX9INE: Your honorTRUMP: Fuck
Why are cannibals well fed?
Because each of their meals is a life’s supply!
All this news about Donald Trump got me wondering..
Is Mario ok with Trump being in peach?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between the two of us, something smells.
Telemarketing is not a profession.
It’s a calling.
What should they say about you when you’re dead?
Tom, Dick and Harry where in a terrible car accident. Sadly, they all died. They followed the light through the tunnel and arrived at the… Read More »What should they say about you when you’re dead?