My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.
They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.
thefun
Ukes Before Nukes!
A few days ago I was on a plane from St Petersburg, Russia to Helsinki (I am from San Francisco) and was seated next to… Read More »Ukes Before Nukes!
Little John
Little John will have visits in her home. So, the mother tell him: -“Little John, this night we will receive visits. Please, whatever it happens… Read More »Little John
A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
Angry and in a fuss, he stomps around his living wondering who took it. He loves his team and he misses his hat.So he hatches… Read More »A man gets his favorite’s sports team hat stolen…
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
What if colour blind people can see colours that others can’t, like they see some colours as black or dark-ish but the actual colour black looks completely different to them, and since no one can describe what a colour looks like, no one will ever know what colour they see
idk where to post this cause I’m a reddit retard
I like my women like I like my steak
Happy and healthy
My ex just donated her eggs and got $3,000! WTF?
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
What’s ET short for??
He’s got little legs.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Cheap. Free when possible.
Epileptic Santa
He seizures when you’re sleeping
Remember to take a pair of scissors when going to the supermarket
So you can cut the line.
A panda walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the… Read More »A panda walks into a bar.
The first thing you have to learn before squatting at the gym…
… is to set up a bar in Iraq.
I like my coffee like I like my women
Without a penis.
Guy 1: what will I be doing next year?
Guy 2: I dunno, I don’t have 2020 vision
I got banned form r/funny
I posted a few submissions which I thought were really funny and wanted to share but I was banned because they were previously posted in… Read More »I got banned form r/funny
Why is the ground so hard?
Because it’s a snow penis.-My cousins 8 year old son
I like my coffee how I like my women…
Cold and bitter.
The Significance of Mole Locations
Do you guys believe that there is a spiritual/magickal significance of certain mole or freckle locations? For example, I have a mole at the sole… Read More »The Significance of Mole Locations
My wife asked me today if I was still talking my fiber supplements.
I said I wasn’t being very regular about it.
A couple have just had a baby
They go to the doctor to have the baby checked up.Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.Dad: what’s the good news please.Doctor: your… Read More »A couple have just had a baby
Three people are stranded on an island with a wizard
The wizard tells them “When you climb those trees,whatever you ask for will be at the top waiting for you.” The first guy climbs and… Read More »Three people are stranded on an island with a wizard
My mother just got a sewing machine
Needles to say, she was sattisfied
A boy and a girl were best friends since they were kids
They used to play with wooden toy pirates after school, using ventilation shafts in each others’ houses as their place to get away from their… Read More »A boy and a girl were best friends since they were kids
People can be so thoughtless; it’s better to be quiet and not say anything.
So, I’m at the doctors and this person sits next to me and says:”why so glum chum”? Told him to fuck up and went and… Read More »People can be so thoughtless; it’s better to be quiet and not say anything.
I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re “doing a good job” if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
WTF #1 2019 (REMI GAILLARD)
Публикуван на 1.06.2019 г. Rémi Gaillard is world famous for his dangerously funny videos. Unafraid of controversy, he has challenged the norms and expectations of… Read More »WTF #1 2019 (REMI GAILLARD)