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Since I’ve been in self-isolation, I have been thinking a lot about the F word. Fauci, face mask, flu, fever, furlough, fries…
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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you’re probably still an idiot.
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my husband pissed me off today, so I poured some water on the floor in front of the washing machine…..2 hours he’s been trying to… Read More »JOKESTER
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When a sketchy guy wearing a mask and gloves rings your doorbell at night: 2019: OH MY GOD CALL THE COPS!!! 2020: Yay! Dinner’s here,… Read More »JOKESTER
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The prostitute said we could do it as long as we both wore surgical masks and persepex visors…. Suits me….. They normally charge extra when… Read More »JOKESTER
Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke
>>Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff… Read More »Yoda and Luke Star Wars Joke
85-year-old physical exam
>>85-year-old physical exam An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor… Read More »85-year-old physical exam
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What’s the opposite of a stand up comedy? A sitcom. ???
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Break up’s are the hardest in China…… You see her face everywhere. ??????