I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.by thefunDecember 20, 2019Now my jaw’s all methed up. More One-LinersI like my coffee how I like my slaves..Shout-out to the people who wear glassesI was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutesWhy do all green characters names begin with “yo”?If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.What do you a call a dog with no legs?