The bartender replies “Free”.The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of… Read More »A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “How much for a beer?”
>>One Finnish soldier is better in Joke of the Day The Soviet army is marching in Finland. They hear a voice from the other side… Read More »One Finnish soldier is better
Easter is only a couple of days away, I need to hurry up and decide if I’m going to spend it in the living room,… Read More »JOKESTER
I’ll bet in the future y’all are going to have 2nd thoughts before saying “I hope this weekend lasts forever”.
Washed a load of pajamas so I would have clean work clothes this week.
They notice some men in suits moving frantically around a drowning man. The three teenagers jump in and save the drowning person only to realize… Read More »Three teenagers are walking along the side of a canal…
I don’t think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, that we’d go from Standard Time to the fucking Twilight Zone
They are calling it the wurst käse scenario.
A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and… Read More »How about an Indian joke?
Yeah, I gave ’em my too weak notice