Why does Jesus always look sad?
Because he has birthday and Christmas on the same day.
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For Trading Dec 20th
For Trading December 20thDJIA, NAZ & S&P New HighsNKE BEATSTSLA NEW ALL-TIME HIGH, again!Initial Unemployment Claims Highest Since September 2017Join Us Every Day, Link BelowToday’s… Read More »For Trading Dec 20th
My racist Egyptian friend
“Egypt is not an African country” Ok cool man so lets talk about football (soccer) Which is the best African country in football? “Ah Egypt… Read More »My racist Egyptian friend
Wanna hear a Star Wars Joke??
The Rise of Skywalker was good!!
What do me and my house plant have in common?
We’re both dying inside.
Cheerio
So in this magical land where everyone is a cheerio. You have normal Cheerios, frosted Cheerios you know the whole 9 yards. Well this normal… Read More »Cheerio
“Why is that baby still in diapers?”
I’ll give you two reasons:Number 1, and number 2.
The best thing about being an abortion doctor
You don’t have to buy dog food
A snake walks into a bar
the bartender ask, “How’d you do that?”
The kingdom was in shock to find out that the prince’s mother was also his aunt
He was an ingrown heir
You beat Earth…again
Does anyone else find it slightly annoying that it keeps mentioning this every time you load up the game? Is this a bug or intended?
Severum Question
I have a 55 Gallon Tank with two Severums, a gold and a banded. The gold one is getting quite aggressive and is it about… Read More »Severum Question
Activision after working out that they don’t have to pay tax.
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A Muslim, a Christian, and a Rabbi walk into a house.
Chris Hansen: “Have a seat right over there.”
It’s gonna be hard being Joey Saladino after Trump’s Impeachment.
No one likes a Right-wing nutjob with a missing left nut!
What do you call a candidate who cannot win an election?
A stay at home Politician
You see that’s the problem with the #beetoo movement…
They only have to accuse you of being an apiarist.
I didn’t like my haircut when I first got it…
But now it’s really starting to grow on me
What’s blue and fucks old ladies?
Me in my lucky blue suit.Or hypothermia.
I have a joke about reddit coins
but you won’t get it
AITA for telling a cross dressing teammate to suck it up and wear pants
In our school is a Magnet Program created by an organization which for the sake of being anonymous I’m gonna call the Magnet, in the… Read More »AITA for telling a cross dressing teammate to suck it up and wear pants
I’ve been wanting to f**k a cactus for a while now
but consent’s a prickly thing.
I heard you father was run over by a boat in Venice.
My gondolences.
Just got my secret Santa gift, figured you’d like it
r/secretsanta•Posted byu/foreverstressedout3 hours agoJust got my gift. I love DCI and this is amazing! Thank you so much! 32 points1 comment
AdGuard no longer blocking Facebook Ads
Anybody found a way around this? About a week ago, Adblock quit working on Facebook. Even selecting and element only works on the one advert.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nobody fucking cares
The people in Washington should have never impeached Trump.
Because now we know they’re actually capable of getting shit done.