JOKESTERby thefunDecember 20, 2019It’s not true love if he doesn’t text you after his wife falls asleep More Marriage JokesAs a scientist, I finally reach the same achievement as Isaac Newton and Josiah Gibbs.What did the TV say to the other TV?She won’t admit it, but I’m sure my wife’s favorite sex position is “trick-dog style.”What did the monk say when he saw Jesus Christ’s face in his margarine?A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.What did the gangsta say to the phone?