Two Swedes and two Norwegians where having an ice-fishing contest. The Norwegians got off to a good start. They pulled up several big fat salmons. The Swedes caught nothing, so the one Swede said to the other β you’d better go spy on them. Find out how they’re doing it. The Swede sneaked a little closer to the Norwegian team to get a better look. He soon came crawling back and said β They have made a hole in the ice!
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