I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…by thefunDecember 22, 2019…I wont need to be wearing glasses More One-LinersI only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to goCiśnienie – JazzArt Underground is worth checking outPerson 1: “Do you know Prince Albert?”A MonkMy IQ dropped from 70 to 42. I was worried. Then I checked again, it was 110. I was shocked, I checked again to find it was 150. I rushed to the doctor.