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A tourist takes a trip to a rain forest

In order to help guide him through the forest, he hires two local guides. About halfway through their trek they start to hear drums in the distance. The two guides look at each other with a concerned look. The tourist asks “Is something wrong?”. The first guide says “No sir, as long as drums play. We are safe”. The tourist, now slightly worried, asks “What happens if they stop?”. The guides look at each other again and continue walking.A few miles further on. The drums have gotten alot louder and faster, the two guides share another concerned look. The tourist asks again “Ok seriously, what’s wrong”. The first guide says “Nothing sir, as long as the…”The drums suddenly stop. The second guide screams and runs away in terror. The first guide shouts after him but it’s too late.The tourist, panicking now. Asks “What now?”The first guide looks at him, draws him in close and says “Now the drums have stopped. We must endure…the bass solo”

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