I went to a pacifist gathering
There is no punchline
thefun
I bought my shoes from a drug dealer…
I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
My grief counsellor just died
Luckily he was good so I don’t give a shit
Knew this youtube channel that was run by a necromancer
He mostly does unboxing videos.
Nobody always asks how Coca Cola is doing…
It’s always “is Pepsi ok?”
How do biblical historians know Mary was married Joseph before Jesus was born?
Because Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem
if i have a prescription for medicinal marijuana
do i have the need for weed
AITA for saying no to major chores while wife enjoys holiday overseas?
Sorry for the formatting, my first ever post and its from my cellphone.So a couple of months ago it was announced after 20 years with… Read More »AITA for saying no to major chores while wife enjoys holiday overseas?
Why don’t Switzerland’s cars have brakes?
Because their always on neutral.
A doctor told his patient
“Sir, I’m afraid to tell you that your DNA has been completely reversed”The guy said “ok, and?”
The first people to invest themselves in Apple
were Adam and Eve
Veloster vs Miata
Hey guys… I’m looking for advice here. I currently own a Miata, and since I’ll be overseas studying in a year or so I’ll need… Read More »Veloster vs Miata
Friends had a sleepover without me :/
I’m in high school and my closest friends from grade school all had a sleepover together and I’m the only one that didn’t get invited.… Read More »Friends had a sleepover without me :/
So I was at Popeyes the other day,
And as I was ordering some of their tasty chicken, the door swung hard suddenly with a loud bang, and lo and behold, in comes… Read More »So I was at Popeyes the other day,
Will an RTX 2070 bottleneck a Ryzen 7 1700x?
I’m looking to upgrade my GPU from my current MSI GTX 1060 3gb to an EVGA RTX 2070 (no, not a Super). I am wondering… Read More »Will an RTX 2070 bottleneck a Ryzen 7 1700x?
Marvel joke
Q:What do you call the security guard at a Samsung store?A: The guardians of the galaxy!
Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?
They haven’t had any gigs yet.
GUYS, I’M NOT GAY OR ANYTHING BUT I FOUND A REALLY HOT STUD.
A house in my town caught fire.
I helped my son by unfreezing him during freeze tag with his friends in passing
He asked how I could do that and I replied “Because I’m your Thawther.”
Why did the toilet paper not successfully cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack
Mom why you are white, dad is black but I look asian?
Sweetheart, with all that happen that night is already good enough that you don’t bark.
A Jewish man and a Chinese man were chatting.
The Jewish man commented on what a wise people the Chinese are. “Yes, our culture is over 4,000 years old. But you Jews are a… Read More »A Jewish man and a Chinese man were chatting.
If the Pope doesn’t feel like going to church…
…does he just send a mass text?