Success is relative….
Success is relative…. The more success, the more relatives you have!
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My wife left me because of autocorrect That’s the last time…
My wife left me because of autocorrect That’s the last time she’ll ever text me saying “Can you please bring home some milf from the… Read More »My wife left me because of autocorrect That’s the last time…
You can make a capitalist poor and they’ll still believe in…
You can make a capitalist poor and they’ll still believe in Capitalism But if you make a socialist rich, you have a new capitalist.
Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…
Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves everyone, no matter what their skin color, gender, religion or race is? Father:… Read More »Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’ I saw…
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’ I saw it coming from a kilometre away.
Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having…
Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to… Shit, she’s coming!!! Be cool. To be continued…
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas? Me: You said I had one phone call…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the building next door. That place was a shit hole!
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners…
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had He started counting, and after a minute or so, he fell asleep
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i know how to deal with it. 2. it‘s 100% safe! 3.green is always… Read More »Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…