I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the building next door. That place was a shit hole!
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One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners…
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had He started counting, and after a minute or so, he fell asleep
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…
Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i know how to deal with it. 2. it‘s 100% safe! 3.green is always… Read More »Most common Last words before death: 1. throw me that grenade, i…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily… Read More »I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.
Nothing like a nice cold beer after a nice cold beer.
A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it.
A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it. A genie pops out “you have two wishes” The guy says “hold up, aren’t… Read More »A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it.
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento” When asked why he had such… Read More »Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking.
Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking. I went into the fridge the next day and grabbed a beer… Read More »Last night I was drunk and told myself I needed to stop drinking.
My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland.
My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am…… ….. an Ice Cube
My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all…
My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all those letters I’d been hiding. She got really mad and said she’s never going… Read More »My wife recently discovered I was cheating after she found all…