She got a text that said ” what are you doing ?” which she…
she got a text that said ” what are you doing ?” which she answered with ” probably failing my drivers test “
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My wife phoned me and said I’m so excited, I just tried on my…
My wife phoned me and said I’m so excited, I just tried on my wedding dress and after 10 years it still fits. Of course… Read More »My wife phoned me and said I’m so excited, I just tried on my…
My memory foam pillow is so old….. …That it was diagnosed…
My memory foam pillow is so old….. …That it was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s.
I think you are wrong.
– In a scale 1 to 10, how much do you like to argue? – Would it be possible to make the scale from 1… Read More »I think you are wrong.
Not invited
I received a wedding invitation. It read, “Your presence itself is a present. We don’t want any presents at the wedding.” After re-reading it repeatedly,… Read More »Not invited
We should let Netflix run the next pandemic… …they don’t let…
We should let Netflix run the next pandemic… …they don’t let anything last more than three seasons.
Pair of
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when a couple looking absolutely gorgeous walk in “What a pair!” says the wife… Read More »Pair of
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy.
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy. Never laughed so hard in my life.
Mixed signals
She kept staring at my lips the whole time, so I kissed her. So long story short I’m learning sign language now.
Surprise
I met a woman last week who said she wanted a guy who’s funny and spontaneous Yet when I tapped on the window late at… Read More »Surprise